Nothing much to write, barring the disclaimer that the problem, if it can be called such, is essentially theirs. I shall choose my language, and it won't depend on demand.
I can write in English, বাংলা or हिन्दी or Français or Deutsch or العربية or 中文 or Ελληνικα or Italiano or 日本の or 한국어 or Português or Русский or Español or ಕನ್ನಡ or தமிழ் or മലയാളം or తెలుగు (or whatever obscure language I choose) - and the decision is entirely mine.
Now that I've shown off my linguistic abilities, let me switch to mundane activities. As always (I hope "the time elapsed since yesterday evening" qualifies as "always") I shall be back pretty soon.